Kiss the Librarian

trashboat:

trashboat:

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

(via vessels)

juliabohemian:

lokiperfection:

It’s funny how Loki went from being as Doctor Strange put it, “ So, I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings..”, to being this dumbass who would pull a small knife on Thanos. Others can say what they will but the writers and directors of Infinity War did Loki very very very wrong. I will be forever bitter about that. Not to mention how much stronger Doctor Strange is. 

I feel like this is probably just lazy writing. There’s no way that Strange, who basically went to Hogwarts for like five minutes, is suddenly this all powerful sorcerer. If he was that powerful, then he would have known that it was Thanos who sent Loki to Earth in the first place. What characters in the MCU can or can’t do seems to depend heavily on what the story demands at the moment.

(via securitybreach)

fuck-customers:

I have a really good “Well if it doesn’t scan if must be free!” story. I worked at an all natural pet food and supply store, so we were a little pricer that say, set pmart. This family came in, and then for some reason left their old grandma there while they shopped elsewhere. She was up in the corner looking at our dog bowls for a long time, when she finally brought up the last one we had of an expensive, ceramic bowl. Not only was it not priced, there wasn’t even a barcode on it. I said “no problem, I can look it up.” and started trying to, but because it was the last one, I couldn’t use another one to scan to at least figure out what the product name might be, and the brand name was really hard to read. so as I’m scrolling thru, trying to find it based on the word ‘bowl’, she’s muttering and complaining and eventually say’s the “well it should be free then, this is ridiculous.” and I realized, she was being dead serious. I finally just called a sister location to determine what the brand was and what the upc was and rang it up, it was like a $30 bowl. She immediately was all “that’s outrageous, I’m not paying that! blah blah blah.” She leaves, and I price and tag the bowl so it’s not an issue again, and when I go to put it back on the shelf, I notice this white stuff on the ground. THIS BITCH stood there, SCRAPPED off the upc and price tag (the pieces were all over the ground and I could see it was the correct upc after I had figured it out)  before she brought it to the counter, so that I would laugh it off and say “Oh well, here ya go!” like that would ever happen??? She gave me so much grief over something she did herself :(

incorrect-marvel:

Thanos: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!

Tony: My happiness?

Tony *turning to the group*: I’m happy?

(via skyel0ve)

INFJ Confession #3177

infjanon:

“Life is meaningless.” Is there anyone else out there believe when I said that, it harbours absolutely no negative feelings? Like, it’s not a depression statement, not a sad and given-up-hope talk. It’s like stating the fact that “the sky is blue”, but instead, the sentence this round is just “life is meaningless”. Am I the only one?